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		<title>Ground Troops Invade Gaza and Jews in America Whisper</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[We whisper to each other, but not to you. As I made my way back to Los Angeles from our Colorado Ski Vacation, the news of Israel retaliating with a Ground Invasion brought my vacation to an abrupt end. I find it startling that Bloomberg (the Mayor of New York City) is boarding a plane [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=onlineauthor.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4166862&amp;post=657&amp;subd=onlineauthor&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Mary Jane</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 05:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re a Jew you intrinsically know the import of the Shabbat Goy. The Shabbat Goy buys your dog for a dollar and a handshake so that it can continue living in your home and eating traif. The Shabbat Goy, for another dollar, will buy all your Chametz before Pesach and sell it back to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=onlineauthor.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4166862&amp;post=647&amp;subd=onlineauthor&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Feliz Navidad: And Don&#8217;t Forget The Prozac</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s almost 10 and a little drizzly here in Los Angeles. My coffee is hot and my son sits shivering in front of the new Playstation we gave them for Chanukkah. My daughter and my husband sleep late and in a few moments I&#8217;ll wake them and ask them to get out of bed. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=onlineauthor.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4166862&amp;post=645&amp;subd=onlineauthor&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>X-Mas Eve and Hanukkah</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[All on the same night? What the fuck are you doing here, turn the computer off and kiss someone you love. Yeah, I&#8217;m all sweet and cuddly today. I wonder why I&#8217;m never syndicated?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=onlineauthor.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4166862&amp;post=642&amp;subd=onlineauthor&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Overheard at Chanukkah Last Night</title>
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		<title>Adolf Redux</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I lay in bed this morning I felt little feet and soft skin pressed against my calves, and some not so quiet whispering. &#8220;But Dad, won&#8217;t you ground me?&#8221; Alexander asked. &#8220;No, I&#8217;ll buy you a present.&#8221; There was a long pause while my boys both let the news sink in. &#8220;If you ever [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=onlineauthor.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4166862&amp;post=638&amp;subd=onlineauthor&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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